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Here we are on Day 19 of the total communication blackout between the two Jerk Lab jerks, Benenate the Betrayer and B’hab the Backhanded. The crisis that has had the two jerks in this icy standoff for nearly three weeks continues without an end in sight! (For those who are just joining us now, this is what started it all.)
For this update, we have a response from Benenate the Betrayer.
“The Warren G. Report’s portrayal of what had gone down on July 23rd, 2007 – my own Day of Infamy – was accurate, but a little to-the-point. It left out the gesture,” Benenate revealed to me.
“The gesture? What do you mean, Benenate?”
“While calling me a #$% in front of everyone, B’hab flipped me off! He turned his jerk powers on a fellow jerk,” Benenate told me. “I don’t even like working in the Jerk Lab anymore; it’s so awkward. I usually work out the break rooms.”
“So this is how things have become!”
Stay tuned for more coverage of the Jerk Lab Silent Standoff Crisis!
This stuff practically writes itself…
It does, it really does. Were it not for the Jerk Lab, I’d be out of a job.
Holy crap, is the end near???
Man, I hope not.