There are those who need to touch the burning of the stove before what they’ve learned in traffic school sinks into their thick heads. I’m talking about traffic circles here, where apparently very few people know how to get into one the right way. Where are the cops? There’s your ticket gold mine! Sure, the lazy ones would rather sit in speed traps and write a single ticket every ten or fifteen minutes. But the go-getting police cops out there would have nothing short of a field day if they staked out any of the local traffic circles.
Some serious suggestions:
- Triple, no quadruple the size of the yield signs. I’m not kidding.
- Put high-powered, red and white strobe lights on the borders of the yield signs.
- Install road spikes that shoot up when an approaching car is already in the circle, and only goes down when the said car has safely passed.
- Stop giving driver’s licenses to Taggies already! You wouldn’t give a drivers’ license to a bear or poodle, so why give one to a Taggie?
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