Warren G. Report

Hitler’s favorite cookie was peanut butter.

The wind pipe is always the wrong pipe.

Something amazing is coming to the Warren G. Report this Friday.  It’ll be treemendous!

Beware, users considering upgrading to Windows 7. While the operating system all in all is worth migrating to from XP, the recording capabilities for many current and older sound cards are severely diminished/disrupted. Particularly in the case of any of us Creative Audigy owners, we’re screwed like something that wouldn’t look good in print. Regardless of whatever available driver you might try to install, any attempt to record results in 90% overwhelming static and 10% of whatever you intended to record. Either that or it doesn’t work altogether. Be prepared to say goodbye to the likes of Ventrilo and Audacity.

The Warren G. Report staff is now working furiously to determine why the audio players are not working. They should be working again, shortly.

Update: If the audio player isn’t working on your machine, try updating to the latest version of Flash: http://get.adobe.com/flashplayer/

Due to wanton disregard for human life in treacherous traveling conditions, the Warren G. Report feels obligated to put together the second “We Don’t Care About Our Workers” podcast. Coming soon will be part two. Here is part one.

Comments will no longer be moderated prior to posting. Now it’s possible to post a comment and have it appear immediately, without having to wait for any approval. This is because the spambot problem has been dealt with and there is currently no point in holding comments for moderation.

The Warren G. Report will return once the bedeviled “Principles of Operating Systems” class (a.k.a. Weekend Killer, Soul Obliterator) comes to an end. One way or another, it will end – it is difficult to care how, so long as it does end. Expect more reports in the second half of May 2008.

Caught up in other mundane activities, the reporters at the Warren G. Report have been sidetracked.  Don’t fret, however, because one reporter, Gruffy McGrump, is planning on officially airing his grievances on a recent, not-too-wise implementation of a decision by the Panera Bread restaurant.  Stay tuned!

[Editor's Note: It's for real!]

It’s coming! It really, really is. No doubt about it whatsoever. Bet your life savings on it. Swear by it. Let it be the one thing constant in this universe, where everything changes, usually for the worse. All good things come to an end, with the exception of this. The Warren G. Report has a big beating heart, just like the one in Quake IV. Expensive, but well worth the investment. Lub dub, lub dub, and so on.

Every single one of us at the Warren G. Report would like to wish all of our faithful readers and listeners an extremely Happy New Year. Tribute it to us if you do.

However, one news reporter, Gruffy McGrump, has made it abundantly known in our circle that he does not wish any of the faithful readers or listeners an extremely Happy New Year, or any New Year, for that matter.

Coming this Saturday, the fourth of August, there will be one, maybe two, maybe even three new reports. Wow!!!

New audio equipment has been purchased, and all the reporters are ready to report.

Update: Just one more hour, and there’ll be a post!