Question
Dear WGR,
To my horror, I had just discovered a few deep wrinkles around my eyes. My husband said, “Don’t worry. You’ll grow into them.”
How should I take that?
Sincerely,
Aging Before My Time
Answer
Dear Aging Before My Time,
Not to worry! The Warren G. Report brand, as it happens, is about to put out an anti-aging cream out on the market that completely reverses the marks that time etches into one’s forehead, corners of eyes, mouth, etc. We tried it on some test animals a couple weeks ago and nothing bad happened. It is really quite amazing.
See proof picture below.
Happy to solve your problem,
WGR
Wow, just wow!