Warren G. Report

Warren G: This story begins at Fejj’s and Nej’s house where one evening, Nej accidentally dropped a pencil onto the floor.

Nej: Oh no, Fejj, could you get the pencil for me?

Fejj: Oh, sure!  I’ll get it for you!  I see exactly where it fell on the floor!

Nej: Get it, Fejj!  Get it!

Fejj: Here it goes!

Fejj bends over to pick up the pencil, but he pulls his back.  Fejj winces and yowls in pain.

Fejj: My back!

Warren G: And so then Nej took Fejj to the hospital in an ambulance to find out what was wrong and what could be done.

Doctor: Excuse me, Mr. Fejj, I’m the doctor.  We’ve taken a lumbar puncture from your back and I’m afraid we’ve found some disturbing finds.

Fejj: [Anxious] What are you talking about?!  What’s going on in there?!

Doctor: Mr. Fejj, I’m afraid that what’s going on in your back is noodles.  There’s noodles all over the place.

Fejj: [Interested] Dinner noodles?

Doctor: I’m afraid so, Mr. Fejj, so you’re going to have to take it easy on your back – no more bending over, picking up pencils, you’re just going to have to leave them be.

Fejj: [Frightened, Defiant] I don’t know if I can do that, doctor!

Doctor: Well, Mr. Fejj, I hope for your sake you find a way.

Warren G: And so Fejj and Nej went home with a back brace. Well, not Nej – just Fejj.  So when Fejj and Nej finally reached home, their cat greeted them at the door with a meow.  [Cat meows.]  And of course, Fejj’s petting instinct kicked in.

Fejj bends over to pet his cat, but the noodles give way.  Fejj yowls again.

Fejj: My back!

Warren G: Suffice to say, the cat was none too amused.