Question
Dear WGR,
I suffer from bad tinnitus. Sometimes my ears ring so loud at night, my dogs start to howl. What’s going on here?
Sincerely,
Suffering Through The Cacophony
Answer
Dear Suffering Through The Cacophony,
I would say that there is no good tinnitus, first. Further, tinnitus is often the conscience making a last-ditch effort to get your attention. The reason why you hear it at night is because the conscience usually sleeps during the day. The dogs howling probably means that they’ve aided you in the same crime that you’ve committed (robbery? murder?), so their consciences are bothering them, as well.
Please turn yourself in. And the dogs.
Sincerely,
Warren G.