Question
Dear WGR,
The Warren G. Report has been for me and my family, and for all the other families out there, a national landmark. Maybe even a national treasure. It’s like the Washington Monument, but doesn’t take up a whole bunch of space or constantly try to stab at the sky and its clouds.
Sincerely,
National Landmark Enjoyer
Answer
Dear National Landmark Enjoyer,
That’s not a question, my friend. Still, the Warren G. Report has been around longer than the Washington Monument or the Grand Canyon, only it didn’t have any content published to it until around March of 2007. America loves its national treasures. Whereas the Hoover Dam holds back a good many gallons of the waterworks, the WGR releases the waterworks, as millions of Americans weep in an overwhelming rush of joy every time there is a new posting. Plus, you don’t have to risk losing your luggage every time you visit the WGR. That’s just plain remarkable in and of itself.
Sincerely,
Warren G.