Ask WGR: Colonel Sanders
Question
Dear WGR,
I’ve seen a large number of people around my office wearing suits of pure, shining white. Those are distracting like you wouldn’t believe! Come on, did Colonel Sanders make a comeback or something?
Sincerely,
Fear The Suit Of White
Answer
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Dear Fear The Suit Of White,
He sure did! Colonel Sanders came back from the land of the dead after Kentucky Fried Chicken broke sales records ten years in a row. Prior to his death in 1968, Colonel Sanders promised his loyal workers that he would rise from his grave should the decade-long sales goal be met. Well, it finally has, and now KFC enthusiasts can see the white-suited old bones sauntering around in the parking lots attached to KFC… uh… “restaurants,” for lack of a better word.
Do you actually have anything to fear from this revelation? I doubt it. He might be a colonel, but he’s never even so much as seen a war motion picture.
Sincerely,
Warren G.
P.S. WGR has it on extremely good authority that the Colonel isn’t too pleased that KFC is offering grilled chicken alongside the original recipe. It is our recommendation for the safety of you and your family that you refrain from ordering from any of the grilled menu items if the Colonel happens to be pacing nearby.
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April 3rd, 2010 at 8:14 PM
Lol! That Colonel has every right to be angry with the purchasing of grilled chicken when his FRIED chicken is on the menu!! Health-shmealth. The Colonel only cares about TASTE! Anything less is unsuited for his fine, undead taste buds… unless it is the brains of the people who actually ordered the grilled chicken…