Warren G. Report

-noun

1. A group of ridiculously overpowered savages who wrestle everything and anything out of your control.  You only have what you have because the The Hort didn’t feel like taking it from you yet.  Do you have clothes on right now? Yeah, the Hort didn’t want those (so far).

-Synonyms

1. The Horde

Wintergrasp [win-ter-grasp]

-noun

1. A very valuable piece of land that The Hort just doesn’t feel like giving up.  Would you like a timeshare on Wintergrasp?  Well forget it!  There’s nothing you can do about it.

Lichens [lahy-kinz]

-noun

1. Another hilarious, almost mocking shortening of the title of the game “The Wrath of the Lich King”.  This one was coined by Mr. Michael Warbucks the Travel Monkey (who really hasn’t traveled all that much as of late for some reason).

Inability [in-uh-bil-i-tee]

-noun

1. The absence of the ability to complete a task.  This absence is usually met with a showering of consoling words.  And to think of it, sometimes it’s met with a showering of belittling words.  It really depends on who’s doing the showering.

Sincerely,

Warren G.