Character List

Updated on 05/20/2009.

New additions / changes are in red.

  • Anderoo the Acerbic
    • Jerk Lab member
    • Least considerate of the bunch
    • Swindling Schemester
  • Bate
    • Adoring wife of Kob
  • Benenate the Betrayer
    • Jerk Lab member
    • Will backstab you when it is most advantageous or amusing to him
  • B’hab the Backhanded
    • Jerk Lab member
    • Credit-eater: If you think you did something, you didn’t. He did.
    • Doesn’t like Super Mario one bit.
  • Byle the Druid
    • Registered Taggie in Prison Town
    • Went to school for Washing Machine Repair
  • Crowbar
    • Fixes problems in a heavy-handed and unconventional way. Usually is called upon when all other means have failed.
  • Dandroo
    • Serves as a missionary at home and abroad. Is all fired up and ready to test-i-fahhh.
    • Wanders aimlessly, claiming the charity of others
    • Registered Taggie in Prison Town
    • Shackled to Vegan
  • Fejj
    • Jerk Lab member.
    • Often passes out during graphic descriptions of medical procedures or bodily malfunction
    • Booming voice frightens many
    • Is the King of Lunch
    • Obsessed with the Queso from Moe’s
    • Is gravely disturbed by Smuglas’ stalking of him. Calls him “Stalko.”
  • Fujo
    • Kob’s dog from hell
    • Really isn’t just misunderstood; he’s plain and simply a bad doggy.
  • Kob
    • Doesn’t heal very quickly.
    • Is a Round-Downer.
    • Is an Abandoner.
    • Is a Read-Faker.
    • Is a Signout-Refuser.
    • Is a Sick-Maker.
    • Gives bad advice.
    • Is a Rule-Breaker.
    • Is a Credit-Eater.
    • Loves Chairman Meow.
    • Is one of the Mahatma Brothers.
  • Mike Warbucks the Travel Monkey
    • Travels a lot.
    • Has a lot of money.
    • Is not easily amused.
    • Just doesn’t “get” Seinfeld.
    • Is a bad organizer.
    • Is a rampant promise-breaker.
  • Nej
    • Wife of Fejj.
    • Loves to hit husband with baseball bat.
    • Gives very creative and thoughtful gifts.
  • Smuglas
    • Likes to stalk Fejj and dig up minute, revealing details about him.
    • Prefers to be called “sir.”
    • Is one of the Mahatma Brothers.
  • Warren G.
    • Website author / cartoonist
    • Almost always drives the Jerk Lab to lunch
  • The Vampire
    • Boss of the Jerk Lab
    • Obsessed with “Hot Foots” research
  • Vegan
    • Wife of Dandroo
    • Nicknamed “The Boss”
  • Zate
    • Guest cartoonist
    • Has a lot of Poker Money